Furniture Boys
Location:
Mike's Badhuistheater, Boerhaaveplein 28, 1091 AT Amsterdam (Amsterdam-Oost)
Solo comedy · from the Edinburgh Fringe
Furniture Boys
Furniture endures. Boyfriends? Not so much.
| Dates | Saturday 14 November · 20:00 |
| Language | English |
| Running time | 60 minutes |
| Tickets | €15,50 · €9,50 students & concession |
| Venue | Mike’s Badhuistheater, Boerhaaveplein 28, Amsterdam-Oost |
About the Show
The boyfriends didn’t last. The furniture did. In Furniture Boys, New York writer-performer Emily Weitzman turns boyfriends into futons and lampshades, and goes looking for what actually lasts: a relationship, a memory, a sofa bed?

Photo: Jordan Ashleigh
Part theatre, part clown, part spoken word, part furniture showroom. Emily is a poet and performer who teaches at Columbia University in New York. The show is directed by Kate Doyle and Jacob Combs, and arrives in Amsterdam after sold-out shows at the Edinburgh Fringe in 2025 and 2026 and a sold-out run at SoHo Playhouse, Off-Broadway.
The Guardian called it “shimmeringly silly”. The Orlando Sentinel warned that you might go home and hug your favorite ottoman. One night only!
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“Ridiculous and revelatory.” — The Guardian
Cast & Credits
| Written and performed by | Emily Weitzman |
| Directed by | Kate Doyle · Jacob Combs |
| Photos | Jordan Ashleigh · Michael McCredie |
What People Said
“Ingenious… shimmeringly silly.” — The Guardian
“Fabulously zany.” — The Edinburgh Reporter
“A sharp one-woman show… lots of fun.” — The National
About the Artist
Emily Weitzman is a writer, performer and artist from New York. She teaches writing about performance at Columbia University and has performed her award-winning spoken word poetry around the world. Director Kate Doyle is a short-story writer whose collection I Meant It Once was a PEN Award finalist; co-director Jacob Combs is a film director and screenwriter.
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Mike’s Badhuistheater · Amsterdam
Published: October 12, 2026

